Inner Children
So, Elyse and I were on the topic of paedophiles, as we so often are, considering a particular one we know is always the butt of our jokes… Somehow we got onto a song that clearly reminded Elyse of said paedo, and we got onto the discussion as to how The Sippy Cups are actually a children’s band.
NOT THAT THAT STOPS US.
Seriously, since when did a band have to be a kiddy band to be enjoyable by adults… Sure, we’ll probably be shunned by society for jamming along in our cars to The Wiggles or Hi-5 without so much as a carseat in the back, but that’s beside the point …
RIGHT.
So Elyse and I decided it would be utmost worthwhile to start an Adult’s Children’s Band. Naturally, our sound would be so upbeat and funky, A-La The Sippy Cups, but with a more – ahem – NC17 lyrical content.
We have no name, or even funding (Donations are welcome) but we sure as hell have a track listing!
1. Sex in the Ass.
2. Drink ‘Till You’re Comatose.
3. Kiddie Porn’s Okay, Provided You Keep It a Secret.
4. Roofie’s Aren’t Uncool.
5. My Cellmate’s Called Steve.
6. Suicide Really is the Answer.
6. B Side — Down the Street.
7. “I Do” Means “No Sex For You.”
8. It’s Not Illegal if You Stick It in a Goat.
9. Baaah Means Yes, I Swear!
10. Schoolyard Creepin’.
Personally, I think we have a number 1 album here.
There are 7 Comments to "Inner Children"
I would totally buy that album. lol
Speaking of pedophiles what do you think about MJ kicking the bucket? xD
Hahahahah that made me laugh :)
I’m a bit sad that such a music icon has died but in the long run, everyone dies. At least the kids are safer ;)
There should be more blogs dedicated to our conversations. Much lulz to be had. And we do have a name! Or did we decide against Cuntnugget and the Pussydingle Experience?
To all of our fans: We are currently working on our second album, entitled “I Dropped the Soap, Now I Can Whistle with My Ass.”
of COURSE we decided on Cuntnugget and the Pussydingle Experience. Our loyal fans refer to us as CaPE.
and yes, our second album will be full of ballads and support songs for our brothers in prison.
Hmm, wonder who the pedophile is?
I don’t know why kids nowadays need bands for them, growing up in the car Ilistened to rock, because that’s what my parents listened to Bon Jovi, Springsteen, and I appreciate music because of them, not sure why kids need their own mp3 players or cellphones to listen to music for them, they should be enjoying the stuff we like.
I couldn’t agree more! I grew up listening to my dad’s Queen and TOTO albums and I love him for it. It gave me such a great insight into the music world. Kids these days are just spoilt by pop music and don’t get the opportunity to experience what real music is all about.