I am blogging on the request of Elyse. She is one hard-ass-mother-fucking slave driver (HAMFSD), I must say. If I wasn’t getting nookie out of the deal, I would totally have thrown in the towel by now.

So, It’s fairly obvious how badly I am at this blogging thing. I really should get my HAMFSD to slave drive me into blogging more often.

I am the biggest klutz in Auckland city. Last Thursday, as I was walking to Uni, my ankle gave out as I was crossing the road, I collapsed on the road, and I got some very strange looks from a guy who was also crossing the road. Thankfully he stopped looking at me like a moron for long enough to help me up off the road and back to the door to my apartment building.

James took me for an X-ray and no fractures, just a very bad sprain. I’m only just starting to be able to walk on it properly. Stupidly, I knocked it with the shower door this morning so it’s even more sore than it was when I woke up. Oy.

Needless to say, I’ve not really been doing anything much since Thursday. I did go to see the OB/GYN with my best friend yesterday, which was interesting! I’m getting very excited at the prospect of being Aunty Sewwy. :)

James bought a guitar for me the other week :) It arrived yesterday, and I’ve been strumming away since. My fingers are blistered, and I’m absolutely hopeless at the moment, but I’m really enjoying playing. It’s a Stratocaster style electric, and it looks like banana cream pie. Yes. Banana Cream. I’m teaching myself to play because, really, lessons for guitar just seem kind of pointless. There’s so much information online and I’ve learnt more today than I would have learnt from lessons anyway.

I may not have mentioned this, but a few weeks ago, my camera bag fell off it’s hook on the back of my bedroom door and it ended up breaking my primary lens. Sadly, I can’t get it fixed on warranty because it was due to a fall, and apparently that voids the warranty. What a fucking pain. So now I have to wait until we go overseas before I can get a new camera lens. I’ll be seriously pissed if I can’t get one before Egypt though.

In other news which I really haven’t spoken about because it really doesn’t feel real yet … My Grandfather passed away a few weeks into September. 2008 continues to be the shittiest year of the decade.

I’m off to do some study now. Before I go, my HAMFSD wishes for me to advertise that she is trying to sell her virginity, and it could entirely go to the lowest bidder. What can I say, she’s a desperate whore. ;)

You know, maintaining a stable, regular sex life isn’t as easy as some people make it out to be. I sure struggle to find the energy in my busy, busy schedule, so when I get offered the help, I’m really quick to jump on it.

I recently stumbled across the O’Grady Orgasmic Experience and I have to say I’m HOOKED. For the price of $599.99, you experience an hour of mindblowing, blonde-headed, 5′5″, Earth-shattering sex. Sure it may be a bit of an expensive hour, but likely to be the best hour of your life, and the best $599.99 you ever spent. Have a vag, or aren’t so well equipped? Not to worry, your expensive fuck will do her job for you, and just pretend like she’s enjoying herself! Got yourself a Monster Wugger(tm)? Lucky you! Maybe your mistresses moans just aren’t about the next Prada purse she’s planning on picking up.

Just to prove to you that I’m not the only one as impressed with the OOE, here are a few testimonials from some of our satisfied customers.

“Before the O’Grady Orgasmic Experience, sex was mediocre and tiresome for me. Now I feel satisfied, and so does my boyfriend!” - Gary, USA.

“The OOE has changed my life! I go back for seconds, thirds and fourths several times a week! I’ve had to take out a second mortgage on my home, but hey, at least my sex life is incredible!” - Sandra, Australia

“The Deadliest Catch without the crabs!” - Alex, United Kingdom

If that isn’t proof enough, I don’t know what is!

Go on, go get yourself some of the OOE. Guaranteed you’ll thank me for it.

(This is so completely obviously a sponsored post. Someone’s bound to give me cookies for it.)

So, it’s fairly freaking obvious how badly I fail at blogging. Quite simply, I haven’t had anything to say. Same boring shit has been happening, I still am struggling with uni, I still work a crappy job… See, I told you it wasn’t exciting.

Okay, so I did have a birthday. My 20th, to be exact. It was a few Thursdays ago, and, frankly, it was a pretty mediocre day. I got up, handed in two assignments, studied, went to the movies with James, and uhh.. Studied some more. That’s what you get for having a test the day after your Birthday, I suppose. On the plus side, James paid for a pair of prescription sunglasses for my birthday, and I had my fringe (er, bangs, to you yankies) cut.

I’ve been on mid-semester break for the past two weeks, and when I say I haven’t done anything, I really mean it. I worked two evenings last week, but even then I didn’t really do anything - Unless you could reading 250 pages of a book something, because honestly, it was that quiet. I have work again this evening and am really not looking forward to it. I’m looking forward to my double shift tomorrow even less. (Why I agreed to that, I’ll never know.) Stupidly, I’ve been putting off a report and some major study to play Spore and Neopets. Yeah, that is some serious procrastination.

I’ve got a few things to look forward to, though. I signed up for a photography competition yesterday in which Canon will send me a box of items, and I have to take creative photography with them. Even if I don’t win, It’ll certainly be fun, and help me think outside the box a little more with my photos. My cousin, Michala, is also going to participate, so I’m sure that we’ll be able to come up with some pretty decent ideas together.

I’ll try and blog soon. Hopefully I’ll have something decent to talk about. If not, I’ll make Elyse torture me until I make up something worthwhile. ;)

Well, I suppose I should finally get this blogging business done with, huh? I’ve been meaning to blog for quite a while, but I’ve simply just not known what to say.

So, Uni’s been going for the last four weeks. I’m enjoying the courses, but goodness, there is SO much work to do. I have two essays due next Thursday, and a test on Friday. I’m incredibly stressed, but I’m getting there. I’m doing a lot of genetics and evolution work this semester, which I’m super interested in, so at least I’m enjoying keeping up with the work.

I’ve been kind of sick lately too. I’ve had a cold the past week, and have also had some major pains in my abdomen for a week and a bit, which the doctor thinks is an issue with my bowel. It’d be nice if my body could start working like it’s supposed to!

In other health news, I’m back on the diet and trying really hard. I’m down to about 72kg, which is a drop of a little over 8kgs. I have at least another 12 to go. I started back up at the gym today, and I’m glad I did because I enjoyed it incredibly. I felt so good afterwards! I’ve also been doing a lot of Wii Fit lately. It’s helping so much with my flexibility: I can touch my toes now! :D

It’s my birthday next Thursday. I’m kind of freaking out a little bit. I’m turning 20, and it’s making me feel really old. Even though I’m not old in the slightest, it’s making me feel like I’ve missed something. I guess this past year has been so full of stress that I haven’t really had time to actually enjoy being 19. Hah, it sounds ridiculous but it feels like i’ve missed so much of this year!

I hope I don’t leave so much time between blogging next time. I suck at this.

And now, to keep track of things:
-Weight: 72ish kg
-Lost: 8kg
-Exercise: Wii Fit: 50 minutes, Gym: 45 minutes.

PS: JOIN US AT SEXMB!

I struggle with people. It’s pretty common knowledge. I’m incredibly shy when it comes to meeting new people, introducing myself, holding a conversation. I’m always second guessing myself, and always worried about what the other person is thinking.

That being said, I don’t make friendships easily.

Elyse, Chenoa,Chrissy and Gail: You girls mean the world to me. I’m so glad I have you all, because without you, I’d be pretty fucking lonely. I don’t have many friends in New Zealand, and I would probably go insane from loneliness if I didn’t have you girls to talk to each day.

I’d also like to thank Kelley, Caitlin and Lisa too.

Thank you, girls, for making my days a little easier. Thank you for giving me something to look forward to each day.